I Got My Motorcycle Jacket, But I'm Walking All The Time
I was reminded of this by Boobs Radley's most recent entry about Glenn Danzig, because while out to find a good hamburger, we found a parking spot in front of his house while I was visiting Los Angeles. He lives in the monster house on the block. It's awesome. But getting to my point, I really like the Misfits, and so do a bunch of my friends, so I figured I'd text them all and tell them, specifically the ones that own the Draven Misfit shoes and the ones that really enjoyed that time Bob bit the head off that bat.
These are not transcribed into my own words for comedic purposes.
Snark: I'm parked in front of Glenn Danzig's house right now!!
Friend1: What are you doing in Toledo?!
Friend1: Wait, you actually parked?
Snark: I'm parked in front of Glenn Danzig's house right now!!
Friend2: YOU parked? Like you parked your own car? Do you even have a license?
Snark: Okay. I was in the car that my brother parked while he parked it. You sort of missed the point.
Friend2: Awesome! Did you shout "WE ALL WANT 38?"*
Snark: I parked in front of Glenn Danzig's house earlier!
Friend3: No you didn't. You don't have a driver's license.
*The title and lyrics to the song are "We Are 138"
Bloodsuckers.
5 comments:
what does 138 stand for again? is it their combined ages? how many zingers they can eat as a group? an english area code? what?
I was not one of the one's that got this text. I am ashamed. But soon she will part on her own! Yippee!
well if you add them together, divide by 6, multiply by three, and then triple it, it's the number of the beast. their combined ages are actually 519.
funny, i remember that text. i was going to respond... "wait, YOU parked?... a CAR???" but i got distracted and instead I took a nap, went to a protest, and then hung out with a bunch of lesbians. story of my life.
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Keep up the good work.
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