This Is A True Story
As I was boarding my flight to Atlanta, there was a couple in front of me, oldish but not decrepid. I hate that. Anyway, the wife said to the husband, "I'm in 32C."
This is how it went from there:
Husband: I'm 32C, you must be 32D.
Wife: No, I'm 32B.
Husband: They gave us C's and D's; you must be D.
Wife: No, I'm 32B.
Husband: You're D!
The wife checks her ticket and says
Wife: D. 32D.
And in a totally angry tone...
Husband: Yeah. D for DORK!!!
And I laughed and laughed. I don't know whether that's insensitive or not.
# of A-List Celebrities I Saw In Los Angeles: 0
# of Celebrities I Saw Whose Careers Are Nearly If Not Completely Over: 2 1/2
# of People I Saw That Were On TV But Totally Aren't Celebrities: 2
# of Lesbians I Saw That I May Have Mistaken For Gary Bussey: 1
Overall I think it was a pretty worthwhile trip.
4 comments:
This post is funny because upon cursory glance it appears you are talking about cup sizes.
That is going to be T&R in 30 years!
Hey,
I'm sorry I snapped at you on Tuesday night. I was just tired, and it was out of line. Will you forgive me?
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